Things have gone all blurry. I think you’re trying to tell me something but whatever it is I’ve never heard of the thing anyway. Not to sound curt, but I’m only interested in watching things with dogs. Big dogs, little dogs, things like huskies in between. They’re the best guardians in the galaxy too. See, here’s the thing, it’s not worth the trouble to watch anything else. Mind you, let’s not go overboard - no amount of cash could persuade me to watch the remainder of John Woo. It isn’t a thing I’d care to revisit, not for all the tea in China. Guardians should be death proof. It’s the one thing all film makers should learn from Stargate… No… wait… I meant something else – Independence Day. Yes, that’s the thing I was referring to.