Laughing hurts sometimes. There is coffee everywhere.
So... Have you banged your head into a wall repeatdly lately? No? Don't worry;
You can thank me after your forehead has healed.
It's a bit fun, to me he seemed a lot more relaxed when being interviewed sans kids (until they barged in, at least) than he seems to be with his wife and children on "set". I guess it's a bit more personal this time around...
This Uber passenger had either the greatest or worse ride of her life:
"2 Stars. Was expecting more fire. Wouldn't use this driver again."
Hey not every driver can be Michael Bay.
"1 Star. Explosion small, no military porn and no doves flying away from action."
Where's the antihero protagonist walking away from the blast unfazed with a steely determined look?
"0 Stars. Driver sucks at recreating movie tropes IRL."
He was walking the other way. The security camera was poorly positioned.
Sarah is a friend of mine. Or she was until I saw this video.
Never leave evidence.And learn to spell Michael. It's a-e, just like the alphabet!
There's no a-e in alphabet.
Get back to me when you've learned how to spell and pronounce smörgåsbord.
edit: Or Göteborg.
edit2: Or Surströmming
Oh Phüüqüeth Théé!
I may not be able to pronounciate smörgåsbord, but I can sure eat one!
Come back when you can eat surströmming.