Me after work: "Oh, I'll log into Origin and get the free game "Dead in Bermuda."
Boot up Origin, Mass Effect: Andromeda starts updating.
Me: "What? Oh, okay, whatever. I wonder what's in the patch notes?"
Looks up patch notes.
Patch Nots: "Because we don’t want players to miss any of the great side conversations with their crew, dialogue options will no longer appear “greyed out” if a character has more to say."
Me: "Oh, that's interesting."
Patch Notes: "Those of you who have the Deluxe or Super Deluxe edition will also receive two custom Nomad skins, a new casual Pathfinder outfit, and an exclusive multiplayer pack with a high chance of receiving an ultra-rare item."
Patch Notes: lots of multiplayer improvements including nerfed Kett and pistols and rifles that do more damage
Me: Must... be... strong... I ... will... not... do it!!!!!