This persons hands looks just like mine. More so than any I have seen (save the ones on me).
Is it because your hands are always covered in bugs?
That's one way to get around Freedom of Information requests.
I cant help but wonder how much toner was used for that.
Wonder why the economy is in a shambles? Mr. Dickweed Brilliant here was using cocaine to sell chicken parts.
The Dumbing-Down of America has total success.
Now I gotta post this:
Is that like fake news there?
Wow! I'll be visiting west Mayo for a week in July; hopefully I'll have time to check this out.
It might be gone again by then! It's the McRib of beaches.
So, the beach wasn't stolen after all - just "borrowed".
...and so the inevitable Ozzie vs. Kiwi war began...
There's a worse pie he could have used:
Let's face it, he's on a bit of a slippery slope if his argument is "hmmmm, this all sounds rather implausible".
"The humans keep running across our backs!" the crocodiles complained.
"I have an idea," God replied.
I'm always surprised people still put this kind of stuff in e-mails. What could go wrong?