I highly recommend reading the other articles about the trial that link out of that one. This is more entertaining than everything on TV
"We have an idiot on the programme today".
Isn't that half an Assange special?
Translation: A football match ended in 40-0.
Who do they think they are? The Colorado Rockies?
My local and second-favorite team, Arjan. They just played the Washington (D.C.) Nationals and got their asses handed to them. The season just started, they were the best team in baseball, then
You have my deepest sympathies.
You may now commence screaming like a little girl:
And because I'm sure someone would eventually ask (I'm looking at you, @DaveWallace):
Now I'm screaming like a little girl.