You're right, no celebrity has ever committed a crime against the paparazzi.
Without getting arrested or sued, no.
Why do you think I would have a celebrity's rap sheet at hand while scrolling through Twitter?
I don't really get what your stake is here, man. I thought something fake was real. Big deal.
That was my first thought - he looks chuffed to bits with that new camera.
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