Brand new complaints every day? really?
Wait until I start yabbering on about bowel movements!
We used to have this exact sign at my local swimming pool. 'Petting' always intrigued us.
We had a similar one, same wording but with some slightly different images. As you say petting was one that I always pondered as, at 5/6 years old, I'd never heard the term.
Here is the one we had, I forgot the terrible pun in the petting image.
We had that exact one too. I always wondered about the logistics of swimming around smoking a fag.
You could do it if you swam "old lady breaststroke".
Where would you keep your ciggies and lighter when just in a pair of speedos?
THE JIG IS UP