What is he supposed to be reading from?
Nick's search history.
The key thing to remember is that it isn't whether the glass is half full or half empty, it is that it is refillable.
God yes!! Please yes!!
That looks amazing.
Well, it was...
You just ruined my uplifting metaphor.
Can we get a broom in here please?
And nobody walk around barefoot.
Is that a late Aprils fool joke or a really really early one?
Welcome to my average Saturday night.
The women never listen about the shoes
I also live in the world of drunk women hating high heels and ignoring mentions of tetanus shots.