I posted this on its own merit, but it kinda works as part of the whole Oxford comma thing as well
I'm sure this will... stir up some controversy.
A good cup of tea is black, has no sugar in, and has had all the tea replaced with coffee.
That one took me a while.
I don't get it.
This is a bad imitation but
I prefer your version
I don't think I noticed it before, but with the beard you look a little bit like Jared Harris (in that picture anyway).
Well, if they're in the closet then they're not in Ireland, right?
What did St. Patrick say when he drove the snakes out of Ireland?
You all right in the back there, lads?