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Star Wars Movie Thread


#1502

Which thread can we discuss this in!?


#1503

A thread titled “True superhero movies are all shit, apparently”


#1504

Boooo!


#1505

Hey, I’m not the one who decided that Rami’s godawful Spider-Man movies were the demarcation point.


#1506

Now you’re making me want a Sam Raimi Star Wars movie.
But what could it be about?


#1507

It’d need to be as low-budget as possible. Raimi gets worse the more money he has.


#1508

He can make a prequel with Qui-Gon and call it Dark(side of)man. :wink:


#1509

Approved


#1510

“Take the fucking Wookie!”

EDIT:


#1511

Raimi doing a low budget Star Wars movie. With his patented camera work. Bruce Campbell in a cameo as a Jedi Master. I’m there.

I have mentioned how much I like Army of Darkness, right?


#1512

I’d watch an Ash Vs The Sith TV series.


#1513

Lightside? Darkside? I’m the guy with the lightsabre.


#1514

Ted Raimi dressed in Jedi Robes on the floor dying, blood everywhere.

“May… The… Force be with you…”

He dies.

Camera pulls back to reveal Bruce Campbell.

“And also with you, padre.”

Turns on Lightsabre.


#1515

I was trying to figure out how to work Ted in…

Edit: He could be Jedi Master Sh Hemp.


#1516

Oh come on, Star Wars is about realistic character names like Elan Sleazebaganno, the guy who tries to sell Obi-Wan Deathsticks in Episode II.


#1517

It was a Raimi Reference.


#1518

#1519

Oh, I know. I was just taking any opportunity to make fun of Elan Sleazebaganno.


#1520

No, I like a lot of movies that are slotted into the superhero genre, I just don’t think they feel much like superheroes.


#1521

The way everyone here is talking about the Star Wars prequels, you’re definitely not going to have any shortage of sourpuss posts to choose from.