Just finished watching the Star Trek episode of The Toys that made us, it was a fun watch.
All of those eyes are triggering my trypophobia.
So, you wish to learn the art of… Kirk Fu?
At the rate these things are coming out, we’re going to have warp drive by the time all seven of the TOS crew come out.
I need nice Kirk, Spock, McCoy, Scotty, Sulu, Chekov, Uhura, Khan, Kor, Gorn, and green Orion chick action figures for my home theater. Those cruddy Playmates figures from ages back just won’t do.
You get Kirk and Picard and that’s all? That makes no sense. You need a Klingon or something, otherwise what is Kirk going to fight when you’re playing with him? I mean, he could fight Picard, but it wouldn’t last long.
I just don’t see the logic (Captain)
Because they’d be seeking jamharon in like 8 seconds flat.
But Kirk would find it first
That’s because Picard is more attentive to his partner’s pleasure.
Didn’t expect this:
Big Finish is boldly going into the Star Trek universe! Out today are two audiobook readings of adventures featuring the USS Prometheus, released in association with Bastei Lubbe.
Originally published in Germany in 2016 to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Star Trek, the Star Trek Prometheus trilogy was written by Bernd Perplies and Christian Humberg. Now translated into English, Big Finish are delighted to beam aboard the Star Trek universe and boldly take on the unabridged audiobooks of this epic series, featuring the adventures of the USS Prometheus under the command of Captain Richard Adams.
Star Trek Prometheus is narrated by Alec Newman, who featured as Malik in Star Trek: Enterprise.
B-b-but the Enterprise doesn’t look exactly like it did in the 60s! And that’s canon because of Deep Space 9! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Those are just corridors you never got to see in the 60s show. They were right around the corners the crew didn’t turn.
In a plot twist, we will learn that Saurian Brandy is actually made of Saurians.
Saurian children. Orphans, specifically.
Well that’s me not watching Discovery then.