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#884

Fourteen Green Arrows and a Black Canary = Porn
One Green Arrow and fourteen Black Canaries = Also Porn


#885

Captain America, SHAZAM (but everyone will call him Captain Marvel), Cable, Mr. Fantastic and Green Lantern (Kyle Rayner for preference).


#886

You can’t build the ultimate superhero team if Gambit is excluded. It should be called the fake news team.


#887

Also, in what universe is Mr Fantastic cheaper to hire than bloody Cyborg? Has he got a tax bill to pay or something?


#888

In what world is Green Arrow on the same list as Mr. Fantastic and Tony Stark for his technical acumen? I get that designing a boxing glove arrow that flies ss probably very difficult, but seriously, are we setting the bar that low?


#889

Yes but archery is cool and, despite being flexible enough to turn himself into a bow and arrow, poor Mr Fantastic doesn’t have a moustache.


#890

If you want someone with a moustache surely you just choose Superman?


#891

Or one Superman and a 6 pack of craft beer because he’s all you really need.


#892

They can work on rotation!


#893

Can the other two take turns homebrewing for me?


#894

If you’re paying them $5 then they damn well better.


#895

OK, let’s say I have a city with 16 quadrants. How many Jan-Michael Vincents can I get to protect the quadrants with this $15?


#896

16 per quadrant.


#897

That’s really good value. But what I’m hearing is if I cut the budget down to say, 32 cents I could use, say 8 Jan Michael Vincents to protect the 16 quadrants. And then I’ve got a ton of money to use elsewhere!


#898

This is all way too much Maths for me. I’ll have to double-check with David. He has a very good head for figures.


#899

Superman $5
Batman $4 (tech not lead)
Thor $3
Deadpool $2
Star lord $1
Bats figures out the problem, Supes fixes it, the other three sit in a pub, get drunk, and cause trouble.


#900

Good luck, and be sure to share your thoughts with us men so we can tell you what you’ve misunderstood :slight_smile:


#901

When you could have 15 Captain Marvels for the same money? Have you never read Kingdom Come? :confused:


#902

You know, you’re absolutely right.

I’ll have 30 Magogs.


#903

In the comic Futures End Shazam was Superman for a while. can you imagine what 15 of them could do?