If this doesn’t turn out to be that he spun around in a circle, then there’s a flash of light and Cable is there, I’ll be sorely disappointed
Clearly the answer is that as a child he was stolen, taken to the future and raised by his parents inhibiting the bodies of other people then infected with a techno organic virus.
This is a barely acceptable alternative
They’ve missed a trick if they don’t make a Deadpool 2 parody poster based on this image.
You’re a barely acceptable alternative.
Your face is a barely acceptable alternative
Have you seen Josh Brolin’s face? Anyone’s face would be a barely acceptable alternative.
What did they say the villain’s name was, “Fish Monster”?
Edit: Nevermind, I found out it was Bushmaster. I couldn’t exactly tell what it was in the trailer and the close captioning translated it as “fish monster”.
Damn, you got my hopes up there.
I posit that most movie villains suck. Horribly. It’s the third act, the Big Battle, that mostly falls apart. Sure, there’s the horror of Suicide Squad where the enemies are apparently mobile trash bags with attitudes. Every movie seems to have a tremendous large circle of garbage spinning in the sky at some point. IMDb is running a poll on Marvel villains. Here’s the current results.
1.Josh Brolin in Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
2.Tom Hiddleston in The Avengers (2012)
3. Michael B. Jordan in Black Panther (2018)
4. Cate Blanchett in Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
5. James Spader in Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
6. Sebastian Stan in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
7. Michael Keaton in Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
8. Lee Pace in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Ronan the Accuser
9. Daniel Brühl in Captain America: Civil War (2016)
10. Jeff Goldblum in Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
11. Hugo Weaving in Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
12. Kurt Russell in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
13. Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 (2010)
14. Andy Serkis in Black Panther (2018)
15. Mads Mikkelsen in Doctor Strange (2016)
16. Karen Gillan in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
17. Tim Roth in The Incredible Hulk (2008)
18. Guy Pearce in Iron Man 3 (2013)
19. Corey Stoll in Ant-Man (2015)
20. Christopher Eccleston in Thor: The Dark World (2013)
Malekith the Accursed
21. Iron Man(2008)
22. Clancy Brown and Mark Ruffalo in Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
23. Benicio Del Toro in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
24. Djimon Hounsou in Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Korath the Pursuer
And of course Obadiah Stane gets off the hook!
We could probably so something similar with DC; but what stands out to me here is no Dr. Doom (who was in three films), no Galactus (in one), no Kingpin, Dr. Octopus or Attuma. Yeah, yeah - different studios, but take a peek at that list again. Where are the villains? Spidey got the whole gamut and three (four, if one counts Nicholas hammond) actors. Even the FF got Doc Doom. Save for Thanos and Loki (and I can’t speak to Panther as I haven’t seen it yet) - with as always special exclusion to Michael Keaton’s Vulture because it’s Michael Keaton - not exactly A-List villainy.
No wonder kids are confused! They want Atom Man Vs. Superman, and they get Games People Play: An Overview of Transactional Analysis with a side serving of Martha. And yet - billions.
This planet is very odd.
Terrible results in that poll.
It’s IMDb. Would you expect anything else?
Gotta love “From the studio that killed Wolverine”.
He’s a dad in the comics.
The cinemas here finally have tickets available for Deadpool 2, and I’m surprised that it’s opening Tuesday evening, US-style.
Reviews aren’t out until that morning, which probably isn’t a great sign, but I’ll hold out some hope.
Wimp. I’m just about to start reading this: