Old Man Gary Oldman
Old Man Gary Numan
I saw Old Man Gary Numan live a couple of years ago and he was amazing. I’m ensaddened that he’s not announced any Irish dates for the new tour yet.
Oh, and Old Man Old Man River
Young Man River: the prequel
We could get an entire expanded universe out of this:
Young Man River
Old Man River
Dare I suggest - Woman River? Only after we’ve established that the fans will go in for a female personification of a river, of course.
It just keeps rolling along.
Young Man River: The Tributary
I don’t know, I’ve never been a fan of tributary acts.
Young Man River 3: Delta
I’m going to pitch it to one of the streaming services.
This thread… Wa-ter a carry on…
Arr! Someone should be keelhauled for that one!
It’s Ouse-ing puns
I will brook no criticism of these puns.
I’m shocked no one thought about the almost certain crossover miniseries - Logan/Old Man Logan
How about that vampire one that starts off with the German shepherd?
I was really hoping Marvel would stop milking Old Man Logan to death now that Regular Wolverine is alive again, but I guess not.
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