OK, we’re two months away from the wonderful insanity that is Eurovision, but we’ve selected our most recent attempt to make sure we never host the song contest again:
I really read that title initially as 'Trying to Die".
I was just about to post exactly the same thing!
It genuinely sounds like he’s saying that at points. We need Weird Al to do a proper version of it.
“Trying to Die” should be the follow-up to “Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?”
Neil Hannon from The Divine Comedy plays that straight away in any of his live shows, just to get it out of that way so people don’t pester him to play it.
Hannon is great. It’s been too long since I saw one of his shows.
If the Eurovision Song Contest ends up being the Third World War’s Archduke Ferdinand…
At least we’ll be drunk when the bombs start flying.
Edit - Eurovision party at our place!
Je suis désolé, mais je serai en France.
Et le singe est dans l’arbre
Le singe porte le plume de ma tante, dans l’arbre.
Omelette du fromage!
La souris est en dessous de la table
Coupe Du Monde et Lait pour Petit Dejeuner.
it looks like you guys are going to be pulling for France this year, right?
Have you considered being more cultured?