OMG SIMON!!! HAVE YOUR LEFT FOOT X-RAYED IMMEDIATELY! YOU MAY HAVE LEPROSY OR SOME FREAKY ZOMBIE PLAGUE.
Where’s K-9 to save us all??? Help us Clara Who, you’re our only hope…
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE THE LEFT FOOT OF DOOM!!!
I thought this was the Good News thread.
I’ve lost my thread entirely.
Umm… There’s a dog outside the ice cream shop, and, if you put money in his head, he makes blind people see.
The funniest thing I saw recently was a dog trying to take his blind owner into KFC. (You’re really not supposed to stop and cuddle them when they’re working btw, but I did since he was already distracted anyway). Anyway, the owner just laughed and said he always goes blind for chicken.
This really isn’t the good news thread. I’m all Peter Pan without my Shadow. Doggies deserve a Peter Pan-lifespan. I’ve gone and lost my Tinkerbell Twirl.