The Empress of the message board is most displeased regarding Matt’s new title and hereby abdicates, rescinds her title and bans herself in protest.
Also, she has several lightsabers (including a red one), a handful of Transformers, 3 Gundams, some Ninja Turtles, a Lego Spaceman, an origami unicorn, a cute ickle Iron Fist AND Doctor Strange AND an AT-AT, also a Falcon AND Link on his Epona horsey at her disposal to lob at certain heads. And that’s just for starters. Alan Moore’s Jerusalem is a very heavy tome. Just saying… If all that fails – Simon will be instructed to write a very stern letter to The Irish Times!