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Arguing About Hobbits


#1

They’re called Little People, not Hobbits. Stop being a Dwarfaphobe.


#2

#3

Dwarves and Hobbits are two separate species. Are you saying you can’t tell them apart?


#4

Hobbits aren’t even a species. They’re a race of men. You think their a different species then you? wow.


#5

The scholars of Middle-Earth haven’t even discovered evolution yet, we can’t really accept their notions of phylogeny as accurate


#6

But Eru Illuvatar only created Men and Elves and Aule created Dwarves and Yavanna Ents, and aside from the Maiar, there are no other sentient life forms in Middle-Earth, so where do Hobbits come from?


#7

They evolved naturally, don’t mistake creation myth and anti-hominid bias in folklore for actual science


#8

LoTR has many events that are impossible to explain unless the Creation story in the Silmarillion is true in Ea.


#9

That’s the fault of unreliable narrators


#10

Can’t you accept that a fictional world may be different from your real worldview?


#11

Mythology is essentially fiction, but that doesn’t mean that the myth tellers of middle-earth get a free pass when it comes to their bad science


#12

What about Orcs and Goblins, and Eagles, and you know… Were-bears and shit?


#13

Orcs are just Elves that were Tortured until they became evil, and Yavanna also made the Eagles.


#14

Goblins and were-bears?


#15

Goblins ARE Orcs. Were-Bears I don’t know, Dragons were bred by Melkor, and Trolls are like Orcs but made from Ents.


#16

How about Care Bears?


#17

Not found in Ea…


#18

What about halflings?

EDIT: Maybe Hobbits are half-elf half-dwarf, like when Hot Elf Lady has a thing for Reasonably Handsome Dwarf guy in the movies.


#19

They’re the same as Hobbits. A race of men that ae even shorter then Dwarves.


#20

Well, what about Hobbits then?