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[Todd Gross]

Nom de plume/guerre: T-Rex
Total number of voices in your head: 5
Where'd you get your fancy book learnin'? Xavier Institute for Higher Learning with post-graduate studies at Starfleet Academy
Song/piece of music you annoy or freak out others with: Tocca and Fugue in D Minor - Bach (or as I like to call it: "Gothic Psychosis")
Food(s) you like that may sicken others if they even just here you say it: Fried chicken hearts, fried chicken gizzards and fried chicken livers (I'll also eat them boiled); chitlins, frog legs
Who you think really needs to be hit in the face with a snow shovel: George W Bush
Celebrity you would most like to steal a car with: Michael Fassbender just edges out Charlie Sheen for me
How do monkeys fit into your life? They are my work, they are my passion
Favorite internal organ (does not have to be yours): Brain, but then look what's telling me to say that!
Your catchphrase: "Deal with it in therapy and don't bring your mother along!"

Feel free to add your own interrogatives as you post.

[Russell H]

Nom de plume Bic
Total number of voices in your head: 3
What was that?: I think it's just the wind.
Where'd you get your fancy book learnin'? From out of a book, ya dummy.
Song/piece of music you annoy or freak out others with: Was (Not Was) - Hello Dad... I'm In Jail
Food(s) you like that may sicken others if they even just hear you say it: Brussel sprouts
Who you think really needs to be hit in the face with a snow shovel: That one dude with the stuff.
What's that noise?: A duck with a limp.
Celebrity you would most like to steal a car with: Jodie Kidd.
How do monkeys fit into your life? They don't. We have an understanding.
Favorite internal organ (does not have to be yours): Spleen, just for the sound of the word. Spleen. Spleeen. Spleeeen.
Have you got one of these in a bigger size?: How dare you, sir. That's as big as they come.
Your catchphrase: Nice to see you, to see you... NICE!

[ditta]

Nom de plume/guerre: Lord Reginald Pumpernickel Tuttlefish the Younger
Total number of voices in your head: 3. No, 10. Wait, it's 8. Could be 9 if you count me count my conscience.
Where'd you get your fancy book learnin'? I didn't.
Song/piece of music you annoy or freak out others with: Whale songs (the type of songs I like to strip to).
Food(s) you like that may sicken others if they even just here you say it: Quorn, Tofu and David Icke.
Who you think really needs to be hit in the face with a snow shovel: Mother Theresa.
Celebrity you would most like to steal a car with: Joe Esposito.
How do monkeys fit into your life? As suppositories for my mutated pet hamster.
Favourite internal organ (does not have to be yours): Ny left Mebulsia Otonga Glasus.
Your catchphrase: "Stay away from the big pile!"

Some that my head told me to do:
Your favourite gasoline based cocktail: Verucca Splort.
Your favourite relative that is not related to you: Lucy Gibbon the Conqueror (she made me cookies)
Worst place to have an outer body experience: in my mother's womb
Sports I can play: Waterboarding.

And kudos to Mr Gross for starting this thread. Kudos.

Edited by ditta, 14 February 2012 - 06:30 PM.

[Steve Sensible]

Nom de plume/guerre: Numb-nuts
Total number of voices in your head: Just one now. I shot the rest.
Where'd you get your fancy book learnin'? I don't need to "learn" stuff. I know all there is to know about this world because I created it. In mah head.
Is that what I think it is hanging out of your trousers? Yes. It's my duodenum.
Least favourite prime number: 5683. Just typing it makes my eyeballs itch.
Who you think really needs to be hit in the face with a snow shovel: Ventriloquists. And gingers.
Celebrity you would most like to steal the Magna Carta with: Steve Ditko. Obviously.
How do monkeys fit into your life? Just barely. Sorry, I thought it said "your wife."
Favorite internal organ (does not have to be yours): My brain is the only internal organ I have. From the neck down it's all metal.
Your catchphrase: As a wise man once said; "Mmmbop ba duba dop ba duba dop ba duba dop ba duba dop ba du yeah." Words to live by.

[stephanie familiar]

Who you think really needs to be hit in the face with a snow shovel: Ventriloquists. And gingers.

don't you have red hair? ...

[Steve Sensible]

Excuuuuuse me?

No, I'm dark blonde. With a touch of silver.

[Christian U]

Why am I? No.

What is your toad? Why, when you are not?

French, in the garden passé? Only last week, but I decided against it.

Are your legs made of domestic ants? Yes. How did you know?

The future. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Gary Larson and American legislation. Ducks on people's heads.

[craggy]

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you.

[The Lorcan Nagle]

Nom de plume/guerre: 15
Total number of voices in your head: Your mother
Where'd you get your fancy book learnin'? E=MC[sup]2[/sum] by Big Audio Dynamite
Song/piece of music you annoy or freak out others with: A bookof hammers
Food(s) you like that may sicken others if they even just here you say it: Zen poetry
Who you think really needs to be hit in the face with a snow shovel: 42 non-dairy creamers and a straw
Celebrity you would most like to steal a car with: Fortresses
How do monkeys fit into your life? Bald Eagles
Favorite internal organ (does not have to be yours): Comb
Your catchphrase:

[Christian U]

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you.

You had beautiful eyes and when I asked you for your phone number, you said you were a lesbian to get rid of me. I have planned your death in excruciating detail every night since that day, five years ago.

[brucegray666]

Nom de plume/guerre: I'm not sure I understand... Oui?

Where'd you get your fancy book learnin'? A small mail order firm from North Carolina.

Numbers you like that may sicken others if they even just here you say it: 8 and 14.

Are you plagued by suspicions that other people may be doing things behind your back that will hurt you? No. Why? Should I? What do you know? WHAT DO YOU KNOW DAMN IT?!?!?!!!

Your catchphrase: The one where it looked like the yellow guy was wanking off the snake.

[Todd Gross]

Numbers you like that may sicken others if they even just here you say it: 8 and 14.

Okay, that made me aroused.

And Bruce, LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!


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[mattgarvey1981]

Nom de plume/guerre: Labrat (don't ask)
Total number of voices in your head: just me
Where'd you get your fancy book learnin'? on the streets giving hand jobs for crack, i'm clean now.
Song/piece of music you annoy or freak out others with: Goodby horses the Guy Garvey version
Food(s) you like that may sicken others if they even just here you say it: Pie and mash, its a cockney thing
Who you think really needs to be hit in the face with a snow shovel: Fearne Cotton, i just dont like the women and i usally bide by the rule that you never raise a hand to a women unless you have a question.
Celebrity you would most like to steal a car with: Whitney (what too soon?)
How do monkeys fit into your life? They throw poo, i throw poo. its a match made in heaven
Favorite internal organ (does not have to be yours): My liver cause according to my Doctor its F@#ked
Your catchphrase: i'm off to the thunder, thunder, thunderbox!

[Anders Espling]

Nom de plume/guerre: James Joy-Z
Total number of voices in your head: 5
What was that? 5
Song/piece of music you annoy or freak out others with: Plunging Hornets
Food(s) you like that may sicken others if they even just here you say it: Cream cheese with caviar.
Who you think really needs to be hit in the face with a snow shovel: Tyra Banks
Celebrity you would most like to steal a car with: Jason Todd
How do monkeys fit into your life? By force.
Favorite internal organ (does not have to be yours): Pineal Gland
Your catchphrase: Du kan lämna omdömet i dörren.
Television show you really don't want to be on: Top Model Sweden. And "Wanted".
Television show you really want to be on while carrying a gun: Oprah.

[Steve O'Connor]

Nom de plume/guerre: Confuso-tron.
Total number of voices in your head: 3.14
Where'd you get your fancy book learnin'?: Rhyl Suncentre
Song/piece of music you annoy or freak out others with: Angry Wasp in a Kazoo by Irma Bergenblatt & The Fungal Infection.
Food(s) you like that may sicken others if they even just here you say it: World pizza
Who you think really needs to be hit in the face with a snow shovel: Thatcher, Robbie Williams, Jeremy Kyle and the Andrex puppy.
Celebrity you would most like to steal a car with: Jackie Chan
How do monkeys fit into your life?: With a crowbar
Favourite internal organ (does not have to be yours): Chuck Norris' heart.
What was that?: The sound of one hand clapping.
Do you know the way to San Jose?: Geoffrey! Geoffrey, come in for your tea! Pointless will be on in a minute!
Do you fancy your chances?: Bloink.
How soon is now?: It isn't, is it?
Your catchphrase: I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.

[T Masters]

Que? Snow with a chance of rain.
Et tu? Number of african swallows it takes to change a lightbulb.
If you were a bird, what bird would you be? A bumble bee obviously. Or an african swallow.
Number of African swallows it takes to swallow a bumblebee? Why are you asking me questions a baby could answer?
Love is the soul of beauty. Discuss: I once saw a movie where a key plot point was sex with a pastry.
I am. You are. We are ... what? Hasn't your mamma ever told you about the African Swallows and the Bumble Bees?
You are stranded on a desert Island with a blow-torch, a copy of In Remembrance of Things Past, a collection of antique toothpicks, and a jar of hommous. You discover you are pregnant. How many minutes does it take before Train A passes Train B and which train reaches Jehovesburg station first? I am the walrus.
What is your favourite type of upholstery material? Duh. Rayon.

Edited by T Masters, 20 February 2012 - 07:16 PM.

[Don Lerch]

Nom de plume/guerre: Umar
Total number of voices in your head: 0
Where'd you get your fancy book learnin'? The Darkside with a year abroad at Azkaban
Song/piece of music you annoy or freak out others with: A lap dance is so much better if the Stripper is crying
Food(s) you like that may sicken others if they even just here you say it: mashed potatoes
Who you think really needs to be hit in the face with a snow shovel: Todd
Celebrity you would most like to steal a car with:Nathan Fillion and Alan Tudyk
How do monkeys fit into your life? because Mick Jagger would have sounded foolish singing about a "chimpanzee man"
Favorite internal organ (does not have to be yours): mind of joss whedon
Your catchphrase: "catchphrase"
favorite skin color: Green

[Anders Espling]

If you were a bird, what bird would you be? A bumble bee obviously. Or an african swallow.
Number of African swallows it takes to swallow a bumblebee? Why are you asking me questions a baby could answer?

Africans don't swallow.

[Todd Gross]

Africans don't swallow.

Sounds like someone has some experience on this subject...

[John Paul Fitch]

Nom de plume JP
Total number of voices in your head: at least 4
What was that?: Badger with a gun.
Where'd you get your fancy book learnin'? Internet.
Song/piece of music you annoy or freak out others with: I am the one and Only - Chesney Hawks.
Food(s) you like that may sicken others if they even just hear you say it: Haggis
Who you think really needs to be hit in the face with a snow shovel: Simon Cowell.
What's that noise?: Clint Eastwood shooting off Party Poppers.
Celebrity you would most like to steal a car with: Charlie Sheen.
How do monkeys fit into your life? I love how their little simian lips can't make proper human words, but they try desperately.
Favorite internal organ (does not have to be yours): Pancreas.
Have you got one of these in a bigger size?: There's plenty of it round the back if you want to look?
Your catchphrase: And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside!