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[brucegray666]

[patronising voice]

But Chris, you're endowed with inner beauty.

[/patronising voice]

[stuperrins]

im sorry if that sounded like bragging, it just does happen ...ever, it just cheered up me you know...for abit

[craggy]

I'm clearly so pretty, girls are afraid to tell me.

[Tonycal]

I'm clearly so pretty, girls are afraid to tell me.

Just wait...they will soon tell you by taking their tops off and throwing their bras at you. Than you will know you are super pretty.

[Craig MacD]

I really do feel the need to bitch, whine and moan but right now I'm too tired and depressed to rant.

[Christian U]

I'm clearly so pretty, girls are afraid to tell me.

Ah, the old Inapproachability problem that I and Craggy share with Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman.

[garjones]

I was on a train once and as I stood up to get off at Reading station two girls said in Welsh that I had a nice arse. As the train was in England I think they presumed I wouldn't understand, they were wrong and I turned round and said thanks in Welsh back. They turned scarlet.

That was back in my boy band days when I was 20 or so though. I now have a very unremarkable arse.

I think I am meant to be angry in this thread so I shall now be angry my arse is nowhere near as nice as it was in 1993.

[Steve Sensible]

I'd just like to say, I'm more callipygian than the rest of you.

[David Meadows]

I think my arse is just as nice as it was in 1993 and I am angry that no girls tell me so (unless they are telling me in Welsh, in which case I wouldn't know, though I hear remarkably little Welsh in the streets of Newcastle).

[garjones]

If you do hear any speaking Welsh David then record it on your phone and I can confirm if they are talking about your arse or last night's Eastenders or whatever.

[David Meadows]

It makes me angry that I can't work out how to make my phone record sound, plus the only photos I can take are of the inside of my pocket. Modern technology baffles me.

[Christian U]

It makes me angry that I am not Welsh. I would like to be Welsh.

Or Scottish.

[craggy]

I think my arse is just as nice as it was in 1993 and I am angry that no girls tell me so (unless they are telling me in Welsh, in which case I wouldn't know, though I hear remarkably little Welsh in the streets of Newcastle).

how can you tell?

It makes me angry that I am not Welsh. I would like to be Welsh.

Or Scottish.

I'm kinda angry you're not Scottish too. We're awesome.

[David Meadows]

how can you tell?

Natural born optimist.

[craggy]

oh, I wasn't clear on that quote. I wasn't questioning the niceness of your arse, or the likelihood of ladies commenting on it. I was curious about how you'd be able to tell if someone was talking welsh, in newcastle? It's all dutch to me. Except I understand a wee bit of Dutch.

[David Meadows]

oh, I wasn't clear on that quote. I wasn't questioning the niceness of your arse, or the likelihood of ladies commenting on it. I was curious about how you'd be able to tell if someone was talking welsh, in newcastle? It's all dutch to me. Except I understand a wee bit of Dutch.

Oh

Easy, I would look for the trail of phlegm.

[garjones]

That could just as easily be a Dutchman though, or German.

You have no other option than to find out how that phone works, record every conversation in a language you don't understand and then post them here for translation. We should be able to decipher them as long as you don't accidentally include someone speaking in a Geordie accent, then we'll all be screwed.

[craggy]

for the record I actually quite like the geordie accent. at least when it's a woman using it, and she's all sexy sounding. i pretty much like all accents like that though. maybe even scouse. maybe.

[David Meadows]

For the record I'm an adopted geordie and never picked up the accent, but I agree with this:

for the record I actually quite like the geordie accent. at least when it's a woman using it, and she's all sexy sounding. i pretty much like all accents like that though. maybe even scouse. maybe.

[garjones]

I once went out with a girl from Gateshead and her accent was sexy, I was just teasing the Meadows.

She went to the phone box to call her dad and I was stood outside and she was saying 'don't worry dad, he isn't black'. Her dad was a full-on racist and before we were going out she dated an Indian bloke called Rupesh and he went nuts. She was lovely though, not her fault her dad was a cunt. It didn't last long enough that I ever met him, which was probaby for the best.