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A commuter accused of performing an indecent act while on a train has been cleared after explaining he was strumming an imaginary banjo.

Melvyn Webb, 54, was arrested following a complaint from a woman passenger sitting next to him on a 7.08am Basingstoke to Reading train last August.

Mr Webb, of Basingstoke, denied a charge of outraging public decency and told a jury at Reading Crown Court he was miming playing a banjo and tapping his fingers on his knees.

He also said he had been adjusting his underwear and blamed his heavy breathing on a respiratory tract infection he was suffering at the time.

The jury of eight women and four men cleared Mr Webb by a majority verdict on Monday.


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I would have bought the banjo strumming defence, but the respiratory tract infection and underwear adjustment are pushing it a bit far :D
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WOW. What the hell? He must've had an amazing lawyer.
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You can tell it's a slow news day when the results of completely pointless studies like these make the news:

Women who have just finished ovulating are better at spotting snakes.

And typing with the left hand makes us feel sad.


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It's such a slow news day in fact, that newsreaders are falling asleep on the job.
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It's such a slow news day in fact, that newsreaders are falling asleep on the job.

Hilarious.
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Your google fu is weak


's true. But I do know a bit of kung fu to make up for it.
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's true. But I do know a bit of kung fu to make up for it.


Well I know karate, voodoo too...


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Is it that voodoo that you do so well?
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Pope Benedict has custom-made cologne.

Apparently they're keeping the name a secret, but I'm going to hazard a guess and say it's probably "Sanctimony- For Men."

Italian celebrity perfume-maker Silvana Casoli, has created her most heavenly scent yet for a very special client, Pope Benedict XVI.
Known for creating a number of perfumes that can be used by both men and women with names like Chocolat Bambola (Chocolate doll) and Vanilla Bourbon, Casoli has designed unique fragrances for famous personalities like Madonna and Sting.

Speaking to Rome's daily paper, Il Messaggero, Casoli said that the name of the pope's specially-commissioned scent is top secret and she is not allowed to divulge all its ingredients. She did, however, reveal that she was inspired by the pope's love of "nature" and used a blend of fragrances from lime-wood, verbena and grass.

"I love speaking of my work," said Casoli, "but this time I can't. I am very devoted to the Holy Father." She promises his special cologne will never be reproduced for anyone else.

Casoli said she nearly fainted when she received the phone call from the Vatican and took months working on the commission in her small laboratory in northern Italy. At times she thought she would abandon it, but then she said she got inspired.
Pope Benedict's Deals With Scents and Sinners

"I realized that an essence like this had to have at its core something pure and clean, recalling the idea of peace," she said. "I thought of the smells the pope would smell when praying at the Grotto of Lourdes" and about "his love for music, animals, green Bavarian forests."
Casoli is not new to "spiritually-inspired" scents. She created two perfumes for pilgrims on pilgrimages to Santiago de Compostela in Spain. They were called "Water of Faith" and "Water of Hope" and were so popular that priests presented samples to the pope, which gave him the idea that he would like his very own.

Pope Benedict XVI, who is 85 and was once the archbishop of Cologne, Germany, is known for his elegance in both speech and attire. His attention to detail and color in his papal clothing has often been commented on and he has reintroduced a number of items to papal attire during his papacy, like his fur-lined, short, deep-red cape. Shortly after his election it was said that he wore Prada shoes and Gucci sunglasses, all quietly denied by the pope's entourage.

The Vatican does not comment on products used by the pope and the pope's image is carefully protected from inappropriate commercial exploitation, but until someone comes forward to deny this, Casoli will probably get a rush of snooping, sniffing fans wanting to smell that oh so special fragrance.
Although the more than 2.5 million people who see the pope at the Vatican annually do not all come into close contact with him, those who are lucky enough to shake his hand at private and public audiences, or receive communion from him during mass, may possibly now also get a whiff of the papal eau.


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Pope Benedict has custom-made cologne.

Apparently they're keeping the name a secret, but I'm going to hazard a guess and say it's probably "Sanctimony- For Men."


They could do adverts where he splahes it on and choirboys drop when they're doing and rush towards him.
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Not very ascetic. Posted Image "Scents and sinners" indeed.

The Catholic Church is such a terrible joke these days...obviously there are still a lot of good people within the Church, but I'm sure they must be pretty embarrassed about all the nonsense that is going on in and around the Vatican. Of course there is crap like this in all religions, they almost seem like regular human beings. In Japan I once saw an inebriated Buddhist monk cursing and tossing handsful of cash into a gambling slot to the amusement of bystanders...

Edited by Arjan Dirkse, 17 March 2012 - 12:06 AM.

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In Japan I once saw an inebriated Buddhist monk cursing and tossing handsful of cash into a gambling slot to the amusement of bystanders...


There are a lot of fake Buddhist monks. Not that real ones are above reproach but the nature of the role is they wait for alms, beggars shave their heads and don orange robes to such a degree in SE Asia I don't believe any are genuine unless I see them in a temple. I think over half of them are chancers.
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The Flying Dutchman:



Real or not?
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Can the MPAA use missles to shoot The Pirate Bay's servers out of the skies?
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Can the MPAA use missles to shoot The Pirate Bay's servers out of the skies?


That's the stupidest thing I've read all day.

Still... it's early yet.
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Boats are registered, but isn't it true that fixed structures, like oil derricks and stuff, are not part of any nation? I remember at one point that a bunch of Libertarians, including that Paypal guy, wanted to build a man-made island far enough off the California coast that it wouldn't be beholden to any laws. Conceivably a structure like that could be outside of the MPAA's jurisdiction, but perhaps even something so simple as build a decommissioned deep sea oil rig and running a server off that would suffice.
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Boats are registered, but isn't it true that fixed structures, like oil derricks and stuff, are not part of any nation? I remember at one point that a bunch of Libertarians, including that Paypal guy, wanted to build a man-made island far enough off the California coast that it wouldn't be beholden to any laws. Conceivably a structure like that could be outside of the MPAA's jurisdiction, but perhaps even something so simple as build a decommissioned deep sea oil rig and running a server off that would suffice.


It isn't hard to sit in international waters and claim legal respite. Pirate radio stations did in the 60s in Europe and to a degree it's the basis of our duty free laws and servers supplying tax free gambling online.
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You can tell it's a slow news day when the results of completely pointless studies like these make the news:

Women who have just finished ovulating are better at spotting snakes.

And typing with the left hand makes us feel sad.


How about doing something useful like curing cancer, scientists! Posted Image



I'm not sure I'd want those yahoos working on a cancer cure. Let them stay in their little sandbox of fail.
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Venezuela's Education Minister falls asleep during Chavez briefing


She later claimed she was actually reading a message on her Blackberry. She should have gone with a malfunctioning earpiece, like that Fox News guy.
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