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[stephanie familiar]

dude... ever heard of birth control? what a loser.

[Miqque Loveland]

Okay, this should wake somebody the hell up:

Man Admitted to Hospital for Kidney Stone, Discovers He's a Woman

Here's a link, 'causethere's video and such.
http://news.yahoo.co...ews-health.html

Oh, yeah - this was here in Colorado.

[Steve Sensible]

Someone alert Mark Hall; the zombie apocalypse has started.

[Arjan Dirkse]

Someone alert Mark Hall; the zombie apocalypse has started.

Whoah that is every possible kind of crazy.

[garjones]

Justin Bieber wanted by police for beating up a photographer:

http://www.guardian....anted-by-police

Follow the link because the comments section has some funny entries.

[Martin Smith]

Surely it'd have been less embarrassing to claim that Gomez attacked him.

[Todd Gross]

Just when you thought Walmart couldn't get any skeevier...

Some Walmart Supercenters to sell sex toys

Other stores offer adult toys, too

HOUSTON - Store shelves at supermarkets, pharmacies and supercenters not only have your household items. Customers may see some items for adults' eyes only.

Many stores are now making room for adult massagers.

CVS, Walgreens, Kroger, Target and Walmart are among major national chains that now include the devices on the shelves.

The items have been around a long time, but their availability on the mass market is new.

Sex experts said it's because of a number of factors, including marketing that targets the average woman. They also said society is changing and sex is talked about more openly.

A Walmart spokesman said that while they expect some backlash, they have research that shows women do want to buy them.

[Miqque Loveland]

Gives the Wallyworld greeters something more to do?

"Have you seen our new discount dildos? Aisle 4!"

[Nicholas Taggart]

[Noel Luperon]

Remember that story from a while ago, with a public pool place considering/about to/starting to use the heat from a crematorium to heat their water? And the subsequent jokes about burning fat ones to get the water jacuzzi hot? Well:


http://gizmodo.com/5...atorium-on-fire



Dead Obese Woman Carried So Much Fat She Set Crematorium on Fire


As you'll well know if you barbecue very often, fat is extremely flammable. Normally, the human body doesn't carry enough of the stuff for it to be a problem during cremation—but recently, an obese woman from Austria carried so much weight that her fat burnt strongly enough to set a crematorium ablaze.

The fat caused the fire inside the crematorium to reach 300C, resulting in clouds of smoke billowing out of the building when the filter mechanisms failed to stand up to the job. Firemen had to rush to the scence in Graz, Austria, where they were confronted by thick black smoke smoke which, in the words of the Daily Mail, left them "covered with a layer of sooty grease". Delightful. They eventually extinguished the fire by aiming water through the vents which are used to clear the filters of the cremation oven.

The woman in question weighed 440 pounds, and experts have claimed that it is definitely her size which caused the oven in which she was being cremated to overheat, as opposed to there being a fault. Most countries don't currently have an upper limit on weight or body size which is allowed to be cremated—but this incident could well change that. In fact, since the fire Austria and Switzerland are considering a ban on larger bodies being cremated.
The alternative, of course, is just to increase the size of our crematoriums with the size of our waistlines—but given how fast the national average BMI is increasing, we better build 'em big.