So my Gundam experiment continues with "Char's Counterattack."
First off, I'm not sure that "if you ever have to launch yourself into the vacuum of space, just cover your ears and you'll be fine until someone comes to pick you up" is a lesson we should be teaching people.
If there was ever a definitive case of "I get what you're going for, but you're nowhere near a good enough writer to pull it off without embarrassing yourself," I think this is it. I'm sure Tomino thought he was making a compelling character drama and grand statements into the human condition, but the characters all act so awkwardly an inhumanly that it just doesn't work. It's not completely unenjoyable, but everytime Quess came on the screen my soul died a little.
Also, it's official: the Federation is too stupid to live:
Federation Leader: "Oh no! That dastardly Char is enacting his plan to kill all life on the Earth by dropping giant asteroids onto the planet!"
Assistant: "It sure looks bad, sir, but have hope! That dastardly, but handsome, Char has summoned us to a peace summit!"
F: "Well thank goodness! Maybe now I'll get to stare into Char's dreamy eyes in person! And what does that dashing rouge want in return for not committing mass ecocide?"
A: *shuffles through paperwork* "Well sir, it appears that he... he wants... huh... no, no, that can't be... um, he wants us to sell him a giant asteroid, sir."
F: "A giant asteroid! You mean like the one he's already dropped on the Earth and used to kill millions of people not three days a go?"
A: "And that he has pubilcly stated he will continue to use as weapons of mass destruction until all human life on the Earth has been obliterated."
F: "...and that's ALL he wants from us?"
A:""Um, yes..."
F: *thinks* "I see no possible way giving Char what he wants could horribly backfire in our faces!"
A: "Are you f*cking kidding me?"
F: "Not at all! Are you implying that we can't trust Char, that glorious slice of genocidal space-Aryan Ubermensch, with the very tools he has threatened to use to kill us all?! I find your cynicism appalling!"
A: "...Right. Excuse me, sir, but I'm going to go say goodbye to my family."
I'm not entirely convinced that permanently removing that kind of idiocy from the universal biosphere isn't actually a net-positive. I mean, yeah, there's the whole ecocide angle, but on the other hand I'm pretty sure that people that stupid grouped in one place would not only find some spectacular way to annihilate themselves, but would end up taking everyone else with them anyway.
Edited by Adam Wednesdays, 30 June 2012 - 09:16 PM.