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Posted 07 August 2012 - 04:18 AM

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The pathetic flopping of a can't miss 80's classic TOTAL RECALL caused me to make this thread.

I will succeed where the Hollywood suits fail and give the blueprint to successfully reboot all of the 80's hits.

BLADE RUNNER-

Rick Deckard- Idris Elba
Rachael- Anne Hathaway
Pris- Charlize Theron
Roy Batty- Daniel Craig

Screenplay- Grant Morrison

Director- Christopher Nolan

Executive Producer- Christopher Nolan
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 04:23 AM

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Turner and Hootch, starring Colin Hanks and a big, slobbery dog.



Sorry Jefferson. Posted Image
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 04:32 AM

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Turner and Hootch, starring Colin Hanks and a big, slobbery dog.



Sorry Jefferson. Posted Image


You just cost yourself a role in the BREAKFAST CLUB reboot!

Remember, you did it to yourself!
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 04:39 AM

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You just cost yourself a role in the BREAKFAST CLUB reboot!

Remember, you did it to yourself!


fine by me! you'd probably cast me as bender anyway.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 04:40 AM

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The pathetic flopping of a can't miss 80's classic TOTAL RECALL caused me to make this thread.

I will succeed where the Hollywood suits fail and give the blueprint to successfully reboot all of the 80's hits.

BLADE RUNNER-

Rick Deckard- Idris Elba
Rachael- Anne Hathaway
Pris- Charlize Theron
Roy Batty- Daniel Craig

Screenplay- Grant Morrison

Director- Christopher Nolan

Executive Producer- Christopher Nolan


I'd pay to see that over and over.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 04:52 AM

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Weird Science starring Troy and Abed with Jason Schwarztman as Troy's mean, adopted older brother Chet and, I don't know, Rashida Jones as their creation. Written by me, directed by Edgar Wright with John Hughes ghost as Executive Producer.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 05:07 AM

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fine by me! you'd probably cast me as bender anyway.


You would've been the breakout star of the movie!

Leading to your second role as ...

Marion Ravenwood!

Yes, that's right you cost yourself a role in the RAIDERS remake.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 05:14 AM

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You would've been the breakout star of the movie!

Leading to your second role as ...

Marion Ravenwood!

Yes, that's right you cost yourself a role in the RAIDERS remake.


.. And to think I was going to cast you as the seagull from The Little Mermaid.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 05:29 AM

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Jeffy, are the rumours true that you've cast Robert Pattinson as John Rambo in the First Blood remake?
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 06:34 AM

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Jeffy, are the rumours true that you've cast Robert Pattinson as John Rambo in the First Blood remake?


I can't confirm or deny those rumors.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 06:54 AM

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The pathetic flopping of a can't miss 80's classic TOTAL RECALL caused me to make this thread.

I will succeed where the Hollywood suits fail and give the blueprint to successfully reboot all of the 80's hits.

BLADE RUNNER-

Rick Deckard- Idris Elba
Rachael- Anne Hathaway
Pris- Charlize Theron
Roy Batty- Daniel Craig

Screenplay- Grant Morrison

Director- Christopher Nolan

Executive Producer- Christopher Nolan


That sounds like the worst movie ever.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 08:52 AM

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How long can this thread go without casting a 2015 Back to the Future remake in which Marty travels back to 1985?

"Arnold Schwarzenegger? The Actor?!"
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 10:17 AM

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Jeffy, are the rumours true that you've cast Robert Pattinson as John Rambo in the First Blood remake?


I heard he tapped Kurt Busiek to write it.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 12:46 PM

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The pathetic flopping of a can't miss 80's classic TOTAL RECALL caused me to make this thread.

I will succeed where the Hollywood suits fail and give the blueprint to successfully reboot all of the 80's hits.

BLADE RUNNER-

Rick Deckard- Idris Elba
Rachael- Anne Hathaway
Pris- Charlize Theron
Roy Batty- Daniel Craig

Screenplay- Grant Morrison

Director- Christopher Nolan

Executive Producer- Christopher Nolan


I agree with Lorcan that this sounds utterly terrible, but if you move the same cast and creative team over to a Harry and the Hendersons remake you may have something.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 01:14 PM

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I agree with Lorcan that this sounds utterly terrible, but if you move the same cast and creative team over to a Harry and the Hendersons remake you may have something.


Rubbish, they should make Adventures In Babysitting.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 02:12 PM

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How long can this thread go without casting a 2015 Back to the Future remake in which Marty travels back to 1985?

"Arnold Schwarzenegger? The Actor?!"


Hey! And in that remake, in 1985 he'd watch the original version of Back to the Future on TV, making the whole thing a Moebius-strip like incantation that magically conjures a future of time-travelling!
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 02:18 PM

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Rubbish, they should make Adventures In Babysitting.


They could make a trilogy out of Adventures in Babysitting, Don't tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead and... Earth Girls are Easy?
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 02:34 PM

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They could make a trilogy out of Adventures in Babysitting, Don't tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead and... Earth Girls are Easy?


Three Men and a Baby?
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 02:36 PM

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They could make a trilogy out of Adventures in Babysitting, Don't tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead and... Earth Girls are Easy?

Three Men and a Baby?

Labyrinth.
or Look Who's Talking.
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Posted 07 August 2012 - 03:40 PM

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oooh, Labyrinth for the win.
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