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Hello:

Chloroform rags, kidnapping... not funny.

Anyway, if you prefer a hot girl over one that grows on you
over time, I can understand that. Thing is, do you have what
it takes to get a hot girl?Posted Image


Al...

Why does it take more? "Hot" girls are just people too.

true, but equally true is:
"do you have what it takes to get a girl?"

well. I mean, not equally true for you mister married man person sir! but, in general.
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I have just had it scientifically verified that this thread is the least useful method of learning about relationships in existence. Keep up the good work!
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i'm not sure i believe anyone who says they prefer someone that grows on them. it's an ideal situation to have an immediate attraction, physical or otherwise, but probably more often than not, someone you're not initially attracted to comes to grow on you. personally, i'd prefer it if i were immediately attracted to a guy, but because i tend to be extremely untrusting of men, it can take a while for me to fully admit i'm into someone. the worst is when you admit you like someone, and then he/she ends up being an asshole and thus loses all physical appeal, but still thinks you want them.

i'm more into someone's personality attributes and values than looks, so i'd say that nearly all of the people i've been into have been people i've come to see as attractive in time rather than immediately.



in other news, i just threw out a ton of condoms that expired over a year ago, so clearly i should be offering no relationship advice to anyone ever. Posted Image
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I have just had it scientifically verified that this thread is the least useful method of learning about relationships in existence. Keep up the good work!


Give it time. 'Apparently' it will grow on you even though its completely useless right now.
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Ugh. A friend just got engaged. I'm super happy for her, of course, but it makes me feel shitty since she a year younger then me.
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Ugh. A friend just got engaged. I'm super happy for her, of course, but it makes me feel shitty since she a year younger then me.


In relationships or otherwise, treating life as a race is a sure path to misery. Of course it's human nature to do so.
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Ugh. A friend just got engaged. I'm super happy for her, of course, but it makes me feel shitty since she a year younger then me.



Don't sweat it. Someone you want to marry is worth waiting for, not settling for.

Besides, I got married in my thirties where almost all my friends did so in their twenties.
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I use the Dennis method:


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I was thinking of downloading that show the other day. Quite glad I didn't now.
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I was thinking of downloading that show the other day. Quite glad I didn't now.


Thank God for that! Downloading is illegal and immoral.
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Not to mention a complete waste of time if you download rubbish! Posted Image
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I've recently come to love Its Always Funny...it's basically laughing at crazy psychopaths.

edit: Typo! Of course, the show's name is not It's Always Funny, it's It's Always Sunny (in Philadelphia)

Edited by Arjan Dirkse, 02 August 2012 - 07:00 PM.

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I've recently come to love Its Always Funny...it's basically laughing at crazy psychopaths.


Tsk, crazy psychopaths aren't funny. Al told us so earlier.
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But if you can't laugh at them, what are they good for?
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Tsk, crazy psychopaths aren't funny. Al told us so earlier.


They maay not be funny but do you have what it takes to get one?
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They maay not be funny but do you have what it takes to get one?


Some may say that's not ladylike.
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Well they're lying. Bruce totally looks like a lady.
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Don't sweat it. Someone you want to marry is worth waiting for, not settling for.

Besides, I got married in my thirties where almost all my friends did so in their twenties.

I was 39 when Christel and I got married.
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It's not so much the getting married part, as it's the why am I not dating right now part.
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Well they're lying. Bruce totally looks like a lady.


It's his massive breasts, isn't it?
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