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Poll: Craggy's Haircut (28 member(s) have cast votes)

What haircut should Craggy get to make him irresistable to women?

  1. Short back and sides (7 votes [25.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 25.00%

  2. Bob (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  3. Mohican (2 votes [7.14%])

    Percentage of vote: 7.14%

  4. Perm (3 votes [10.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.71%

  5. Flat top (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  6. Mop top (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  7. Mullet (3 votes [10.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.71%

  8. Buzz Cut (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  9. Quiff (1 votes [3.57%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.57%

  10. Superman curl (5 votes [17.86%])

    Percentage of vote: 17.86%

  11. Combover (4 votes [14.29%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.29%

  12. Phil Oakey (3 votes [10.71%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.71%

Should Mike have a shave?

  1. Yes (9 votes [34.62%])

    Percentage of vote: 34.62%

  2. No (17 votes [65.38%])

    Percentage of vote: 65.38%

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#1
garjones

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The advantage of the Phil Oakey is you hedge your bets a bit and can stand side on when trying to chat up women and see which works the best.

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Seeing as we're asking the Pub for hair advice, is it time to get rid of the facial hair? Think this might be the longest I've ever kept it for.
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Poll question added.
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I voted for a Craggy perm and a Mike beard.
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Nothing beats the Phil Oakley.

And Mike, you totally rock that beard.
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A badass perm plus tons of hairspray and you'll be irresistible, Craggy:

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Also voted for Mike and his beard. Never change a winning team.
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Facial hair should be the preserve of those who can no longer grow hair on top of the head - otherwise it's just showing off!

And as I was so harsh to Craggy in the other thread I'll let him off with a short back and sides.
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Mullet, always the mullet!
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I'm used to blindly voting shitravens in polls here, now I don't know what to do with my newfound choice
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In the case of Craggy, here is what we are working with:
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Do you have secret files on all of us, Todd? Are you and Al in league..?? Posted Image
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Do you have secret files on all of us, Todd? Are you and Al in league..?? Posted Image

You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Hey, I read that JLA story, Tower of Babel. I have legitimate concerns!
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anyone remember the post where I asked you all what hairstyle I should get?

no?

me neither.

still, I just realised this might be karmic payback for a really dickish thing I did at Kapow, so fuck it. I voted for the comb-over, but that's because I expect that going by the 2 generations of males in my family before me, that it might be all I'm able to do in a few years time. I also reserve the right to completely ignore your unsolicited advice.

On the plus side, I did get a suit today. Looks pretty nice. No pics yet, but I'll see if I can get on the day of the wedding, which will be post-whatever-haircut I end up getting as well.

edit: can we see Bearded-Mike and Shaven-Mike pics to better compare? Also: all those style options, and not an option for colouring?
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Oooooh a blue rinse!
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can we see Bearded-Mike and Shaven-Mike pics to better compare?


I'm sure Todd can oblige...
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Hey, I read that JLA story, Tower of Babel. I have legitimate concerns!

Trust me, nothing bad will happen.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

edit: can we see Bearded-Mike and Shaven-Mike pics to better compare? Also: all those style options, and not an option for colouring?

I'm sure Todd can oblige...

This is all I have on Mike:
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I feel vindicated in my arbitrary vote of "Beard!"

besides, if he gets rid of his beard, people will start thinking he's a Scientologist. .
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besides, if he gets rid of his beard, people will start thinking he's a Scientologist. .


Ooooh, snap!

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I'm picturing Craggy like this:

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