202 replies to this topic

[Steve Sensible]

There should be a comedy film about an elderly minister who forgets he's got a wedding to perform and goes on holiday instead. It would be hilarious.

I'm 90% sure that's what this movie is about:



Well.... 2% sure maybe.

[al-x]

I get "the look" from ladyfolk more often now that I lost weight. This is an unforeseen development, but not unpleasing.

That's a good feeling.


Al...

[garjones]

The priest who arranged our wedding (but didn't officiate thankfully, we had a bishop for that because I'm posh) had suffered a car accident a couple of years before which affected his memory. He asked me my name and where I came from 7 times 15 minutes, Audrey was slightly panicked but luckily his assistant was very efficient and was used to it and did all the real organising.

[al-x]

Hello:

I haven't heard from the law student yet.

The other girl I knew from Facebook is moving
out and had a little sale in her apartment of some
stuff that didn't interest me.

Exciting eh? I thought so.


Al...

[Todd Gross]

Hello:

I haven't heard from the law student yet.

The other girl I knew from Facebook is moving
out and had a little sale in her apartment of some
stuff that didn't interest me.

Exciting eh? I thought so.


Al...

Her stuff didn't interest you because they weren't in your size?


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[al-x]

Her stuff didn't interest you because they weren't in your size?

Ha ha... it was just furniture.

Fwiw, she is friendly and has great form, but she is just not
for me. I respect her though.

The law student emailed me back....She is still preparing for
the bar exam and doing well.


Al...

[brucegray666]

Minister wasn't dead, he was merely on holiday. Just as well, was really struggling to fins a replacement starship captain.

[craggy]

Fwiw, she is friendly and has great form, but she is just not
for me. I respect her though.

even though you just described her like a pony?

[Mike]

Minister wasn't dead, he was merely on holiday. Just as well, was really struggling to fins a replacement starship captain.

I think I'm still a minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism, so if push comes to shove...

[al-x]

even though you just described her like a pony?

"Form" sounds better imho than most terms describing a woman
physically.


Al...

[Will]

"Form" sounds better imho than most terms describing a woman
physically.


Al...

Does she have a shiny coat and excellent teeth?

[al-x]

Hello:

Ha ha very funny...

What inoffensive terms would you guys use?


Al...

[njerry]

"Dumps like a truck" always works for me.

[craggy]

Hello:

Ha ha very funny...

What inoffensive terms would you guys use?


Al...

"ta-tas" and "moneymaker"

[Russell H]

"Dumps like a truck" always works for me.

Wouldn't want to go to the bathroom after her...

[brucegray666]

Wedding paperwork picked up and first dance and ceremony music burned onto CD...

... shit is getting real!

[njerry]

"Dumps like a truck" always works for me.

Wouldn't want to go to the bathroom after her...

Don't you recognize the lyrical greatness of Sisqo's masterpiece Thong Song?

"She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt, butt, butt..."

Like I said, greatness.

[Russell H]

And, like I said, I wouldn't want to go to the bathroom after a girl who took dumps like a truck (Which would probably give her thighs like what what what and make her move her butt butt butt too).

[craggy]

thighs like what?

[Russell H]

No, thighs like what what what.