189 replies to this topic

[Christian U]

What did you do to attract any more as claimed?

I, too, would like to know what Al's women-attracting strategies were so we can figure out how they could go wrong.

[brucegray666]

1. Devise plan for attracting more women.

2. Implement plan for attracting more women.

3.???????

4. PROFIT!!!

[craggy]

we should put little soap dishes in the bathrooms.

[Jacowboy (Jonathan)]

That's an urban legend... All the women in my family and those I've lived with are WAAAAY messier than me, or other men... particularly in the bathroom and bedroom.

[Michael Stranger]

Wonderful advice for a hilarious, steamy relationship.

Best thing I've seen on the 'net in ages. The comments are good too.

"Put a spool of thread in your pocket and leave the tail hanging out. Then tell you guy that you’ve been trying to pull this sting but it won’t come off. Of course he’ll think he can save the day, but when he tries to pull it, it will go on and on and on! Reel him in for a kiss when he figures out the joke's on him."

If this has ever happened, anywhere, ever ... I think I like the world a little less.

[Martin Smith]

That's an urban legend... All the women in my family and those I've lived with are WAAAAY messier than me, or other men... particularly in the bathroom and bedroom.

Agreed. My mother and sister are far messier than me, my brother or my father, but it's always been our faults when the house is a mess. And friends of mine who worked after school as cleaners would always say that the girls' toilets were far more horrific than the boys'.

[Sanjay]

Wonderful advice for a hilarious, steamy relationship.

Best thing I've seen on the 'net in ages. The comments are good too.



If this has ever happened, anywhere, ever ... I think I like the world a little less.

Wow.

I'm almost willing to put money on that article being written by a spam/chatbot.

[Will Carper]

Here's the writer's website:

http://ambermilt.com/

Yes, she credits Steve Van Zandt as Gus Van Sant in her celebrity photo reel.

[Russell H]

Agreed. My mother and sister are far messier than me, my brother or my father, but it's always been our faults when the house is a mess. And friends of mine who worked after school as cleaners would always say that the girls' toilets were far more horrific than the boys'.

Having cleaned toilets for a few years, I can officially state that the worst single cleaning job I had was in a gents, but overall the ladies' toilets were far worse.

[garjones]

Having cleaned toilets for a few years, I can officially state that the worst single cleaning job I had was in a gents, but overall the ladies' toilets were far worse.

I used to have to do morning security checks at the bank call centre. That involved checking the toilets and my experience matches yours, paper towels all over the floor most days.

[stephanie familiar]

having lived with and worked with males, their bathrooms are almost always disgusting. can't seem to get the pee IN the toilet. that said, there is always at least one stall in public women's bathrooms that looks like a crime scene.

[garjones]

having lived with and worked with males, their bathrooms are almost always disgusting. can't seem to get the pee IN the toilet. that said, there is always at least one stall in public women's bathrooms that looks like a crime scene.

To add some equilibrium I am definitely the messiest in my house, especially when I cook. I have a maid now though so it doesn't matter.

I do think it's more to do with how you were raised than X and Y chromozones.

[stephanie familiar]

I have a maid now though so it doesn't matter.

quit reminding us that the rest of us are peasants!

[al-x]

I, too, would like to know what Al's women-attracting strategies were so we can figure out how they could go wrong.

My strategy would be just to PM a few, tell them about
the thread and invite them to join.

It sounds simple enough, but I don't think they feel
comfortable about opening up about their significant
other on this forum, hence, the hesitation.

I guess they can lurk here.


Al...

[brucegray666]

we should put little soap dishes in the bathrooms.

We have bathrooms? Damn, I've just leaving my leavings where ever they may fall.

[craggy]

We have bathrooms? Damn, I've just leaving my leavings where ever they may fall.

As you should, your highness.

[stephanie familiar]

My strategy would be just to PM a few, tell them about
the thread and invite them to join.

unless those private messages also include flowers, chocolates and compliments, i don't see that working so well. also, most people don't care to discuss the inner workings of their past and present relationships on a message board.

[craggy]

hehe "inner workings"

I'm easily amused. Tell your friends.


Also, al, since there aren't exactly a huge amount of female posters on the board, maybe you need to do an outreach/recruitment program?

[brucegray666]

Start sending out muffin baskets - chicks dig that shit.

[craggy]

guys too. muffin for everybody!