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Started by Sanjay , Jun 20 2012 09:46 PM
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Sanjay
Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:46 PM

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New relationship thread.

Al, this could be an ideal place to mention that girl from Yale that you've begrudgingly kept quiet about ;)
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:49 PM

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I like the irony of Sanjay starting this thread :)
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:56 PM

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THIS NEW THREAD COMMITMENT ONLY LASTS FOR 11 PAGES!

As for the subject heading, I hate those condescending assholes who corner you in a pub or restaurant with a bucket of flowers and try selling them to you when you just want to have a nice evening with your other half.
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 09:57 PM

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THIS NEW THREAD COMMITMENT ONLY LASTS FOR 11 PAGES!

As for the subject heading, I hate those condescending assholes who corner you in a pub or restaurant with a bucket of flowers and try selling them to you when you just want to have a nice evening with your other half.


Does that really happen?

Up here they try to see you whelks.
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 10:01 PM

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Well, who doesn't use whelks when initiating foreplay?
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Posted 20 June 2012 - 10:13 PM

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I read 'whelks' as 'whisks' there.

I plead the Fifth.
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 05:51 AM

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Those flower selling guys, whil rare, are a pain. There's also the fact I don't really think a half dead rose you bought off of a scabby dodger in the pub is the best way to express one's love...
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 06:45 AM

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I miss people in pubs selling seafood from a basket.

I don't miss people in pubs selling roses from a bucket.
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Posted 21 June 2012 - 07:00 AM

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I tried to find the clip but the thread reminds me of that episode of Phoenix Nights where they have a romantic montage and he's sat in a restaurant and a man comes up with 'a rose for the lady?' and he answers 'fuck off".
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Posted 23 June 2012 - 09:54 PM

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Hello:

Is this the thread where it's happening?

Anyway, there was a book out years ago in the 90's
called The Rules, which had some guidelines for women
on dating, relationships, etc. One of the rules was not to
accept a Saturday night date from a guy asking you after
Wednesday, because it meant that you were just an
afterthought.

Then there was another book "He's not that into you"
giving girls some hints that the guy isn't that interested
if he doesn't call you after a certain day etc.

Of course there are many more books on dating, relationships
guy codes. etc.

So, do you go by any rule or code when it comes to dating,
asking someone out, etc.?


Al...
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stephanie familiar
Posted 23 June 2012 - 09:57 PM

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So, do you go by any rule or code when it comes to dating,
asking someone out, etc.?


Al...


yes. if a guy is an insensitive jerk and treats you like crap, he either doesn't like you, or he does.
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Posted 23 June 2012 - 10:17 PM

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my rule is to not date girls who say they don't want to go out with me
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Posted 23 June 2012 - 10:51 PM

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My rule is not to follow advice offered by stupid self help books.
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Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:03 PM

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Reese Witherspoon is starring in a Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus movie. I'm sure we will all learn a lot from it.
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Posted 23 June 2012 - 11:04 PM

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We'll learn that it's not a very good movie?
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Posted 24 June 2012 - 12:00 AM

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yes. if a guy is an insensitive jerk and treats you like crap, he either doesn't like you, or he does.

I thought that rule stops applying after age 12.
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Posted 24 June 2012 - 01:45 AM

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My rule is not to follow advice offered by stupid self help books.


Well SOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYY Bruce!

There is a difference between the US and Europe. The
US is into books, psychologists, and relationship experts.

I thought that rule stops applying after age 12.


Posted Image lol...


Al...
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Posted 24 June 2012 - 03:11 AM

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Anyway, there was a book out years ago in the 90's
called The Rules, which had some guidelines for women
on dating, relationships, etc. One of the rules was not to
accept a Saturday night date from a guy asking you after
Wednesday, because it meant that you were just an
afterthought.

I remember when "The Rules" was the fad of the day and some women I knew were mad because the book wasn't working for them. Turns out, a lot of guys had also read the book used it as a way to avoid those women.
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Posted 24 June 2012 - 03:31 AM

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There is a difference between the US and Europe. The
US is into books, psychologists, and relationship experts.


Al - I wouldn't take it that Bruce adequately represents the 500million people in Europe.
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Posted 24 June 2012 - 07:05 AM

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Al - I wouldn't take it that Bruce adequately represents the 500million people in Europe.


No no, I think he does. I think tarring everyone on a particular continent with the same brush is an entirely wise and sensible thing to do.

Bruce speaks for Europe, Al speaks for America. Trust me, It's the way forward.
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