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[garjones]

I was just watching some Malcolm Tucker clips, nobody swears better than the Scottish, they should make it an Olympic sport and it'd be guaranteed gold for team GB.

[craggy]

I was just watching some Malcolm Tucker clips, nobody swears better than the Scottish, they should make it an Olympic sport and it'd be guaranteed gold for team GB.

£"(% you mister £"(%!^& jones!

[brucegray666]

**** you Craggy, you ******** **** for beating me to that ****** gag. *********!

[Russell H]

Begonias to that shit. Two fruity scotsmen have posted so far, and neither one of those chaps has posted any spiffing swearwords.

Bring it on, old beans! Stop playing silly beggars.

[brucegray666]

Tits.

Bums.

Willies.

That better Russell?

[Russell H]

Blinking flip, yes.

[Steve Sensible]

That ad with the dancing cow made out of gravy freaks me out.

[craggy]

That ad with the dancing cow made out of gravy freaks me out.

yeah, it's the stuff of nightmares.

[Russell H]

Animals advertising food products made from those animals (and sauces designed to accompany them) is always weird.

[Steve Sensible]

There is nothing more annoying than the feeling of a wet sleeve on your wrist. This is scientific fact.

[brucegray666]

There is indeed nothing more terrifying than the thought of sentient gravy.

[craggy]

Animals advertising food products made from those animals (and sauces designed to accompany them) is always weird.

like the lurpak dude!

[Steve Sensible]

But Lurpak wasn't actually made from real trombonists.

[craggy]

But Lurpak wasn't actually made from real trombonists.

sauces designed to accompany them

[stephanie familiar]

i've discovered a website called A Voice For Men that is doing its best to unintentionally make me laugh.

[craggy]

does it contain a tirade against the matriarchal society we live in today and explain how men are persecuted in many aspects of daily life, almost being treated like second class citizens?

[stephanie familiar]

does it contain a tirade against the matriarchal society we live in today and explain how men are persecuted in many aspects of daily life, almost being treated like second class citizens?

yup. with added rape jokes.


i think i should start a Voice for Middle Class White People site. i'm sick of all the injustices we face, we won't be silenced!

[Steve Sensible]

Man I could really do without huge pictures of Anders Breivik greeting me on every damn news site.

[Russell H]

Stephanie, I spent less than seven seconds on that site before I'd had enough and closed the page. Well done for lasting long enough to actually read it.

I'm a white european male aged 18-45, I don't think I've ever been even vaguely opressed by anyone that wasn't also part of that group. Well, maybe a couple of ex-girlfriends were a little controlling, but that was directed at me, not men as a whole. Besides, I probably needed it.

[craggy]

I'm a white european male aged 18-45, I don't think I've ever been even vaguely opressed by anyone that wasn't also part of that group.

you're not counting elected officials, yes?