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Seems to me it's always the ugly, barely evolved apes that are popping out kids by the dozen. I think there's every chance a large part of the population could devolve to cro-magnons again.


Don't watch the film Idiocracy then. It paints a picture of a future similar to that and it would only make you feel depressed.
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that movie got a bit boring after the initial point was made.
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so the guy that asked me out told a mutual work friend that i was, and i quote, "a fucking bitch for not trying things out."



awesome.
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so the guy that asked me out told a mutual work friend that i was, and i quote, "a fucking bitch for not trying things out."


Ok, I take it back. He is not me 20 years ago.
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so the guy that asked me out told a mutual work friend that i was, and i quote, "a fucking bitch for not trying things out."



awesome.


I'm perplexed as to why you don't want to give him a shot. He sounds charming.
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so the guy that asked me out told a mutual work friend that i was, and i quote, "a fucking bitch for not trying things out."



awesome.


People like this are why the whomping-stick should exist in real life.
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so the guy that asked me out told a mutual work friend that i was, and i quote, "a fucking bitch for not trying things out."



awesome.


But does he have a big dick?
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But does he have a big dick?


who cares, he's certainly not rich.
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so the guy that asked me out told a mutual work friend that i was, and i quote, "a fucking bitch for not trying things out."



awesome.


I apologize for colossally misreading this guy. Though in addition to the mere relief of having dodged the bullet, there's also the fact that he's so nakedly exposing what a pig he is.
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Well in his defense, Stephanie's avatar pic says it is part of her charm...
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But does he have a big dick?

Apparently he IS a big dick.
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so the guy that asked me out told a mutual work friend that i was, and i quote, "a fucking bitch for not trying things out."



awesome.


Sounds like you judged him right. What a nasty pig.
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surely you turning him down would make you the opposite of a "fucking bitch" at least the first part, yes?
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I haven't been in this thread in forever! I agree what everyone is saying. He sounds like a big dick!
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so the guy that asked me out told a mutual work friend that i was, and i quote, "a fucking bitch for not trying things out."



awesome.

He should probably consider himself fortunate that you are "not trying things out". Things like, oh, beating him in the head with a snow shovel.

Yeah, Stephanie, you are "a fucking bitch" for not beating him in the head with a snow shovel.
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